Funny boy...

Austin to Cameron: "Do you know what I learned about picking up garbage?"

Cameron: No, what.

Austin: Not to pick up garbage! Yesterday at school, I picked up 25 pieces of garbage and all I got was 2 red tickets!

The school gives out red tickets as a reward to kids who are doing good things. The tickets are used to buy little trinkets and toys. I guess 2 tickets wasn't enough payment for picking up all that garbage.

In the words of Napolean Dynamite, "That's like a dollar an hour!"

Cute boys!

Today Ethan climbed up the cabinets and onto the counter. 
Mom:  How did you get up there?
Ethan: I used my Ninja skills....I have some you know.

Apparently I didn't....now I do!


The other day Brett was helping Austin study for his spelling test. 
Brett:  If you don't get 100% on your test, then don't bother coming home.
The next day Austin got in the car and said:
"Well, I got 100% on my test, so I guess I can bother coming home!

Thank goodness, we would have missed him!